Albatross over at Strange in San Antonio, a favorite daily read of mine, has the story from KENS-TV on a San Antonio mom winning the Miss Texas Pole Dance competition. You'll want to read more about it here.
Interestingly, in a probably unrelated story, a co-worker of mine snapped this picture at one of the finer establishments in the Southwest Military Drive area.
I trust the lady in the KENS-TV story is over qualified. Way over qualified.
(In case you can't see it, the sign reads: The bitches are gone. Now hiring dancers.)